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dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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disaffecting:

can you just like

                                                                                             not

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sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

sloppy:

the deepest post on this site

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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